I Was on The White Lotus

Ok ok it was just my book but still.

If I was a normal person, I would probably just say YAY but fortunately or unfortunately I am also a person with a newsletter so let’s just go through all my thoughts, shall we??

1. Carrie Coon is flawless in everything. The Leftovers? Flawless. Fargo? Flawless. The Gilded Age? Flawless. When she shows up, you KNOW some shit is about to go down.

2. If I had to choose a different character to be reading one of my books, it would be Rick reading This Time Tomorrow, which I think could offer some non-violent catharsis. (Note: I haven’t seen the episode yet!!! If he murdered someone last night, don’t tell me!!)

3. Do you think that this is Mike White’s way of telling me that he read the Vacationers and it inspired the whole White Lotus series??? Because he knew death is way more exciting than just family drama and a girl losing her virginity to a hot Mallorcan? Maybe.

4. Do you think Carrie Coon actually read the book?? Do you think she would like it? Do you think she wants to be friends??

5. Now im thinking about the alarm clock sub plot on the Gilded Age again. I can’t wait.

6. I am writing this on my phone and so please accept my apologies for all typos.

7. I love you, Mike White. The bros are giving major Chuck and Buck vibes. It’s glorious to watch your career thrive and also I loved you on Survivor and when you and your dad were on the Amazing Race.

8. Modern Lovers is available everywhere books are sold but signed copies are always at Books Are Magic.

A thrill!!!!!!

Carrie Coon forever